No worries, I got you.
Dear Digital Humans,
Here's the thing: just being by on the internet, you leave little footprints everywhere you go (or something like that, I'm a writer, not a programmer). Anyways, I guess that scares some people. So here's me telling you not to be scared (on this corner of the web at least, don't hold me responsible when Facebook steals your identy/soul).
PS. Serious stuff to follow. Obviously.
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